
"COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU?"
For those of you too drunk to fuck, you'll be happy to know that the low fidelity guerilla warfare specialists here at NIGHT OF THE CREEPS have raised their beefy haunches and let fly the flatus of war. Contained within this page are the 20+ theaters in the continental United States that will be fortunate enough to screen THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT on its special Friday JULY 16th, 1999 release date. For those of you out there in the know: you are well aware of how fucking scary this flick looks. Everybody else out there needs to put on their thinking caps and get a fucking clue: because this could turn out to be one of the most talked-about horror flicks in recent years. Call up the theaters listed below for extra info! Happy hunting.
THE LIST
ARIZONA
CAMELVIEW (Phoenix)CALIFORNIA
LANDMARK NUART THEATRE (Los Angeles)COLORADO
LANDMARK MAYAN 3 (Denver)FLORIDA
ENZIAN (Orlando)GEORGIA (CREEP TERRITORY)
UNITED ARTISTS TARA CINEMA 4 (Atlanta)ILLINOIS
LCE PIPERS ALLEY 4 (Chicago)MARYLAND
CHARLES (Baltimore)MASSACHUSSETTS
LANDMARK KENDALL SQUARE (Boston)MICHIGAN
LANDMARK MAIN ART (Royal Oak)MINNESOTA
LANDMARK UPTOWN (Minneapolis)NEW JERSEY
RITZ CINEMAS 12 (Voorhees)PENNSYLVANIA
RITZ FIVE CINEMAS (Philly)TEXAS
LANDMARK INWOOD 3 (Dallas)WASHINGTON D.C.
WISCONSIN AVENUE (Washington D.C.)WASHINGTON STATE
LANDMARK BROADWAY MARKET 4 (Seattle)