SCREAM 3
Year: 2000
Rated: R
Run Time: 97 minutes
Production Company: Dimension Films
Director: Wes Craven (music of the Heart)
Starring:Neve Campbell, Bruce Campbell, Courtney Cox, Black Cox
T & A: Clash of the Titless
Hi : Fi
Low : Fat

I really liked the first SCREAM. But I would have prefered that it was never made. Because then I wouldn't have had to sit through countless other fucking teeny horror films. And that list includes SCREAM 3.

I wouldn't have wasted hours of my life watching DISTURBING BEHAVIOR. Or URBAN LEGEND. Or KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE. Or TERROR AT THE MANDARIN CHINESE BUFFET. Don't get me started on CLOGGED SHITTER NIGHTMARE 2.

SCREAM 3 is cut and dried just like the last sequel. Sidney is in danger. Gale is in danger. Dewey runs around with his head up his ass. Women run around in form fitting tops. Actually, I don't really have a problem with that last part.

The problem is that there are no original ideas anymore. People die. The killers are revealed. Shit goes down. You know the fucking story. The last interesting thing that happened in the SCREAM series was when Randy got gang raped in prison. Oh, Maybe that was AMERICAN ME.

My advice is don't waste your time on this piece of shit. It's better than SCREAM 2, but that's like saying it's better to have a bowling pin in you ass instead of a beer bottle. Face it people. You'd still have something in your ass. Do you dig my ditch?

-B Fatt